Tag / hilarityensued

by Eileen 配仪

Nonsense

<I was moaning about having to present that day.>

Family: Uh, does your presentation drives strategic decisions that will increase revenue by 15% yoy??

Me: My presentation increases pencil consumption by 23% out of my dept alone.

Globally that number rises to 36%.

To sustain the growth we have planted new forests across deserts in Africa.

Africans love the shade from the trees.

<Lots of lol lol lol later, family continues to grill>

Family: Why are you not installing solar panels around?

Me: In my last iteration of my next presentation, we are planning the implementation of innovative energy solutions using solar panels to generate hot air.

by Eileen 配仪

Reading up on games

So cute

Glynis: Perhaps it’s the psychology she’s using, not algebra. You know, rock is id, paper–ego, scissor–superego.
Grace: You people are seriously warped. It’s a game. It’s about luck.
Luke: No, grace. Games are never about luck. Everything has a strategy from government to romance, such as the time when I gave you a gift– a calculated gambit designed to throw you in a state of imbalance.
Grace: You worked me?
Luke: No, no.
Grace: You used a gambit on me?!
Luke: No, grace. I’m making an analogy.
Friedman: That was some bad math, dude

 

Friedman: Let’s go. Let’s go. You got it. You got it.
Joan: As the probability of duplicating a tie decreases with each tie thrown, human behavior becomes the deciding factor. This is the domain of the philosophers and the poets and not the mathematicians.
Friedman: That was so hot.